The beginnings of a designless site, with no regard for pure lines or meta-ta-data, just ramblings and fun times.
Your spell-check system has been disabled but please,
please enjoi your flight.
17th March, 2012
There are so many ways to die these days, and not just as an individual but also as a collective. You are spoilt for choice really. And like a Quilter at a Haberdashery fair you're only really limited by your imagination, and possibly how much you are willing to spend on thread.
Of course you could just save your money and await the end of the world currently scheduled for December this year. The Sun has already published our potential options for the big event, and sources close to my Garden shed (namely the Frog named Keith) have reported that other media will follow suit once the Olympics are through.
Of course the popularity battle between the options is won hands down by the LHC scenario.
My thoughts are that as a Race it would be very, Very, VERY credible to be remembered not only for bending at will the laws of the universe, but also for somewhat unwittingly punching a inceasingly large hole straight through space and time.
19th March, 2012
Things to do if you're bored:
1) Create an inconspicuous but very involved dance routine for the distance
your front door and your car, and then stick to it for the next week.
between
15th March, 2012
Apparently there is a direct correlation between the car I drive and the size of my ego, my environmental and community beliefs and my aspirations as a human being. There are also hints in the media that the wrist watch you choose to wear may actually give you the acute ability to control the sun and its relative position in space, as well as (and therefore) time itself.
The main reason I had for purchasing either of these items was simply as functional devices but the options now appear to have gone far beyond that, even for the most basic of models.
Perhaps I need to reevaluate my options for general time keeping and local transportation.
13th March, 2012
I ate a pear today,
I eat them often.
You can eat a pear in a fashion that leaves nothing but the tiny seedpods and stringthin stem.
Therefore Pears are the NearZeroWaste fruit.
Pears attend Chinese Environmental summits, they create elaborate Vimeos and go viral,
they petition their local MP, they create intricate plastic resin moulds for eye catching donation boxes.
They argue the toss outside their local McDonalds.
I fucking hate pears.